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When someone sticks their dick in your eye, or someone elses eye. While some may think this is gay, this is 0wnage -- pwnage in all senses.
First person: My dark magician does 23..
Other person: DICK IN THE EYE
First person: FUCK!!!!!111111111 I GOT NUBBED!?!11
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girls who have extremely sexy eyes that would look great looking up at you giving you a bj
Brad: Damn, Carmen Electra has amazing eyes.
Tom: She's got dick sucking eyes.
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The dick eye is the slit that you push your nut out of your hard cock
One of the greatest pleasures in life is shooting semen out of our dick eye!
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A look from a female to a male that expresses sexual interest.
The leggy blonde at the bar won't stop staring at Kevin. She's been giving him the dick eye all night long.
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A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a dick
Yo that bitch has some major dick eyes
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Removing a female's eyeball with your dick, through orbital cavity intercourse.
Holy Shit I accidentally gave my wife dick eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
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I would totally dick eye that bitch!
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