dickjacker

A very attractive yet slutty girl who loves sex.

"Hey you know Kayla right?"

"Yea, why, what about her?"
"She's a major dickjacker bro."

"Oh yea? How do you know?"

"She broke my bed over the weekend, no joke. And the other day Cody told me she messed around with a lot of guys.

"That's a shame. She Was hot."

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Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

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Dickjacked

To be purposely sabotaged or taken advantage of by the powers that be.

Even though the band Trucker played with Weezer and Arcade Fire their local radio station won't play them because they don't wear girl jeans.

It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.

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Dickjacked

The act of another woman taking over a conversation you were having with an attractive male.

Example: Man, i so just got dickjacked. Dayum bitch took my man -_-

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Dickjacker

Dick-jackers: men who post nudes of women online for the sake of helping other men jack off or to hear, “you’re the goat, bro.” Probably loved getting hazed in college because it gave them a sense of inclusion. Also the first to offer their asshole in prison.

That dickjacker always come through kissing ass. That’s not my nigga though.