dick jizz

Someone named Richard who's last name is difficult to pronounce. Many a time this person will believe they know what they are talking about when they are totally wrong.

Richard (insert hard to pronouce name) - Im a republican and always think im right
Friend 1 - Hey Dick Jizz, Get the F*** outta of here

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Jizz Dick

After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.

I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.

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