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When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.
The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.
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when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex
jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.
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when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).
i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...
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An owner of an alcohol store who is a total douche.
Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!