dick merchant

A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.

Daniel: "Dude, I heard that David has a small penis."

SoS: "Don't be a dick merchant, Daniel."

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dick merchant

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships

2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are

1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."