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The milky white substance that comes out of a penis during the climax, usually during sex or masturbation. It's also known as Sperm, Ejaculation, and Cum.
"Fill me up with your dick milk"
"My dick milk soaked the bed sheets"
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When your semen is very thin, So thin it is actually a liquid and its wholesome enough to serve to someone as a drink.
Sherry doesn't know this but I actually slipped some dick milk in her cup. Its hard to notice it but she isn't actually drinking a vanilla milk shake.
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A game you play that involved a bunch of naked men doing pushups as their dicks go in and out of cups of milk. The person who does the least amount of pushups has to drink all the cups of milk.
My stomach was ready to vom after last nights game of dick milk.
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The stuff that your sperm is in
damn, that was some yummy dick milk!
Someone got Dick Milk on my peanut butter! Someone got Dick Milk on my chocolate! MMMMMM!
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When your infant is thirsty and the mother is not around, have your child suckle on the cap of your urethra, until the child is no longer thirsty.
Baby: Goo goo ga ga
Me: If only your mother hadn't passed away. (Begins to pull off pants)
Baby: Goo Goo ga ga (questioning life choices and why the hell there is dick milk coming out his urethra)
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When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk
Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk
Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.
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