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We spent 8 hours together, but I only logged about 22 dick minutes.
Widely acknowledged as one half hour. Taken from the common average for a sexual encounter
Its a dick minute past 10. (10:30)
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A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.
Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.
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A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:
D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
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