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The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.
OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.
October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick
I can’t wait till its National dick grope week
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Destroy Dick Week is a challenge to nut 31 times in 7 days
Bob: Its impossible to nut 31 times in one week.
Dan: Challenge Accepted
Bob: You really want to try Destroy Dick Week?
National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva
Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo
In the week from April 20-26 the homies have to send AT LEAST ONE dick pic to each other.
Friend 1: *sends friend 2 a dick pic*
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you man?
Friend 1: “it’s national send a dick pic to the homies week man.”
Friend 2: “oh, my bad.” *sends a dick pic back*
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Dick Sucking Week is when a female/ woman is on her menstrual cycle and doesn't participate in sex but will have oral sex during that time.
Him.. It's been a while, can we have sex?
Her .. It's that time of the month, #DSW (dick sucking week) to you😂 will that work?
Starts August 7th ends August 14th
Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week