The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.
OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.
October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick
I canβt wait till its National dick grope week
6π 2π
Destroy Dick Week is a challenge to nut 31 times in 7 days
Bob: Its impossible to nut 31 times in one week.
Dan: Challenge Accepted
Bob: You really want to try Destroy Dick Week?
National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva
Bro 1: Yo, itβs national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo
In the week from April 20-26 the homies have to send AT LEAST ONE dick pic to each other.
Friend 1: *sends friend 2 a dick pic*
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you man?
Friend 1: βitβs national send a dick pic to the homies week man.β
Friend 2: βoh, my bad.β *sends a dick pic back*
9π 1π
Starts August 7th ends August 14th
Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week
Kick any boys dick for a whole week
I want to kick your dick so badly because itβs kick dick week