dick park

When you live on a crowded city block and there is minimal parking during a snow storm. Both of your spots are shoveled out, and when you leave, you move one car to park in both spots, thus being a dick.

"We'll be leaving in a few minutes, I just pulled my car out and am waiting for Puck to dick park his"

Dick Park

1. a veteran NHL forward

2. one who has allowed many penises to penetrate himself or herself

1. Dick Park scored a goal for the Islanders last night.

2. My friend's gay brother is a real dick park. After a party, he had to go to the hospital to have his stomach pumped.

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