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Dick Salad

A gathering of only male persons

Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.

by El Dorko March 23, 2009

118πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Dick Salad

A Salad of some sort, being one which either actually contians small, bite sized portions of the male reproductive organ, or penis, or a anamorphic blob of complete nothingness, slightly resembling Male genitalia. Or just a salad that taste really bad. Or Smells of wang. Thank You.

" Holy shit! This fucking shit is complete Dick Salad!" OR " You are coming to dinner with us tonite Rupert and you WILL eat my Dick Salad or Else!" OR " OMG! Theres male genitalia in my ceaser salad!"

by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005

37πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Dick Salad

Compton Ass Eddies Pubic Zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.

You i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his dick looked like a fucked up salad! SHITT NIGGA!

by Screaming In Silence March 26, 2005

14πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


dick salad

when you’re sucking a niggas dick and you eat his pubic hairs

last night travis hit me with that dick salad

by dixslaps May 1, 2018

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dick salad

an unfortunate occurance that has or will soon take place in your very near future

Dammit!!!! every time I come to work in this place im forced to eat a large bowl of dick salad

by runottanames September 6, 2006

19πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Nigger Dick Salad

A Nigger Dick Salad is a mixed drink which consists of 1oz Everclear, 1.5oz of watermelon liqueur, and 4.5oz of Grape Drink. Serve over ice.

"Hey man, why dont'cha mix me up a Nigger Dick Salad?"
"This Nigger Dick Salad tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher!"

by Twigus Maximus November 22, 2009

72πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Lumpy Dick Salad

The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.

I have a deformed lumpy dick salad.

by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012