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snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.
Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.
Building a giant penis out of snow.
We went snow dicking today. Built a twelve footer.
When having sex outside in cold weather and you end up slipping out and having your dick land in the snow, thereby coating it with a thin layer of freezing snow and causing total loss of erection.
Chip and Annie were having sex in the snow when Chip slipped and got a case of snow dick. Needless to say they had to go inside immediately.
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Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.
We are expected to get a big dick length of snow tomorrow night.
When snow goes up your boxers and freezes your penis
Sliding down a hill in nothing but your boxers, wiping out and snow flying up your boxers making your Dick frosty the snow Dick.
When a man shakes after taking a piss post intercourse and dried fluids flake off. Looks like snow.
"I banged this chick and when I took a leak I had bad dick snow."
The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.