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Dick squeeze

A person that squeezes dicks.

Timmy's a fucking dick squeeze.

by jimmyjimmymile May 28, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick squeeze

1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.

2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)

1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!

2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.

by Mark VZ May 29, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Squeeze

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick squeeze

A person thatโ€™s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul youโ€™re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didnโ€™t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024