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Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.

Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.

by qw12DUIS December 30, 2014

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Dick Stroke

When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!

Nice looking woman walks in.

Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...

by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


stroke dick

what faggots do on chatroulette

fag 1: Wanna go out and get drunk?

fag 2: Nah, I'm staying home tonight and gonna stroke dick instead.

by Lays Chips April 10, 2010

45πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

by erectism December 29, 2007

44πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023


Stroke dick month

This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you

During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him

by Hshshshehwh November 8, 2020


Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.

Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick

by Wordmaker0 August 26, 2018