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based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.
would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.
A circumcised phallus belonging to that of a tanned and tatooed man who resembles an MTV reality star or a fag who works/models for Abercrombie and fitch. The short formed CSD is usually the apple of the owners eye and is looked at in very high erotic regard.
Yo dude i saw a cut surfer dick and it looked like a slim jim, oh yeah!
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Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.
Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick