dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.
him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?
her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?
him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.
her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.
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You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.
Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.
The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.
Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.
its when you cry while sucking a dick because its too good
shigaraki had me dropping dicking tears
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The tears that come out of your special eye.
Suzie gave the worst blowjob ever and made my dick cry. Good thing she ate my dick tears.
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