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dick the dog

Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.

"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"

by Mister Priapus June 1, 2005

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dicking the dog

acting in an unproductive manner

dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo

by billy kelley March 27, 2004

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Dicking the Dog

A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.

Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

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Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

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Dicked the Dog

( Dicked the Dog) To Screw up extremely Bad

Jay just Dicked the Dog when he smashed his hand.

by Tabago's mom March 31, 2019

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Dick sucking dog

A dog that has been trained to suck dicks. They are sometimes brought to orgies and a favorite pet of perverts.

He brought his dick sucking dog to the orgy.

by Judge dredd7 May 17, 2011

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dick dogged

When u get fucked over especially by athorities

Bro i got pulled over doing 100 in 30 and the cop totally dick dogged me.

by Findarr December 22, 2016