dick tic

When a man urinates in a grassland or wooded area and a tic jumps and bites ahold of his penis.

"Yo Jose you should have seen this dick tic I got yesterday!"

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Dick Tic

When a male plays with his penis absentmindedly, often without realizing he's touching himself.

My husband plays with himself when he's watching a movie, he's got a total dick tic.

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ur dick a tic

apart of the insults such as ur mom big gay or ur granny a tranny, but this one is far worse.

Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.

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