dick tight

Dead balls on perfect. The most absolute measurement you can get without assistance from tools

Me: Is that going to fit there honey?

Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!

tight dicks

An expression meaning "sweet!" or "cool!" or "awesome!" Arbitrary because it makes no sense, and utilizes a characteristic of the opposite gender's anatomy.

Person 1: "Hey, the tickets to that show just came in today"
Person 2: "Tight dicks!"

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Tight Dick

an exemplary and/or good looking pene.

Person 1: "Hey doc what's wrong with my testes"
Doctor: "Nothing. That is one tight dick."

Boys With Tight Dicks

Boys with tight dicks are known for being overall very chill, generous when it comes to alcohol/recreational drugs, love to eat BBQ, and most importantly: have average sized but very aethestically pleasing genitals.

Dude 1: Whoa, the boys with tight dicks are here.
Dude 2: Damn they are so cool, kind and humble.