dick toe

When a man's parts are in any way visible through awkward tightness in the pants, poor sitting position, wearing "banana hammock" underwear with running shorts or experiencing a frontal wedgie. The male version of camel toe.

Coffeeshop:
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.

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dick toes

When your foot phalangies(toes) are long and resemble a penis.

When my sister told me the opinion of the flip flops she tried on, i told her that her dick toes were coming out the sandal.

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dick tac toe

noun;
1. A sex act involving tic tacs (candy) and toes (those stubs on your feet)
2. Pretending to play tic tac toe but then drawing a dick, as such:

_|_|_..................O|_|_
_|_|_...>>>>>>.._|_|_|-)
..|..|...................O|..|

1. Belinda: Ooh George let's play some dick tac toe!
George: What a fine plan!
2. We played dick tac toe all over Reginald's binder. I lol'd.

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toe dick

A dick that looks like a fucking toe duh!

".....Atleast your dad hasn't got a toe dick plod..."

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