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A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.
It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.
A vehicle used to compensate for physical and/or sexual inadequacies, typically a full-size American pickup, the bigger the better, usually modified with a raised suspension, bigger tires, extra chrome, louder muffler, etc., and different from true work trucks that are sized and purchased to do a specific job.
Look at that, another one of those little dick trucks!
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When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
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It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.
A dick truck is just like whale sex.