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Dick washed

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.

1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.

by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020


Dick washed

Someone who is brainwashed with a bit of good dick

This bird is totally dick washed

by manolv October 23, 2017

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Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.

Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!

by Big Loulou August 20, 2013

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dick wash

when some one is using the urinal at a school, place of business or work and you push them forward and flush the toilet.

Guy 1: Yo, should i give him a dick wash?
Guy 2: I'll flush.

by Bersh June 5, 2007

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Dick Wash

When your girl is giving you head but halfway through her gulps she tries to spit it back into your dick. The act of backwashing a drink only it's with cum and on your dick

Male: He baby want my dick?
Female: No thanks, I know Jenny gave you a dick wash yesterday.
Male: it wasn't my fault, Jenny spit it back up!

by RyomaIruma October 19, 2017

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Dick wash

A concept in which there's a car wash-style spinning brush but instead of a ton of spinning flaps it's a ton of spinning dicks, and instead of the car, it's someone who's sexually promiscuous. The concept is used when you've had an influx of sexual partners/potential sexual partners, or when you are going dick hunting at the bar or club.

"Oh my gosh I've been flirting with so many guys recently I feel like I'm going through the dick wash!"
"Let's go out tonight, I haven't had sex in so long , I need to go through the dick wash"

by ratchetrachelxox April 30, 2018


Dick washing question

A trick question. It goes,someone asks you:"will you suck my dick if I wash it?". And they usually say:"no". And then they say: "You dirty dick sucker". It also doesn't get you off the hook if you say yes.

Did he get the dick washing question on you?

by Deep blue 2012 May 2, 2010

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