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(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.
1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?
2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!
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A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).
"Hey man, how far from home are we?" "About 47 dick years."
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A relatively short amount of time that seems to take an agonizingly long time to get over with.
Person #1: "Hey, I heard you fucked Tommy last night."
Person #2: "Worst fuck of my life. Ten seconds took a dick year."
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1) A unit of distance approximately equivalent to the average increase in length in the average (human) male's penis from his 18th to 19th birthday
2) A long period of time
"Hey Ron! Man, I haven't seen you in like a dick year!"
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The last year, sometime in the mid to late 1950's when it was OK to give your son Richard the nickname "Dick."
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The length of time it takes for the human penis to grow one inch
Guy 1: "Man this line is taking forever!"
Guy 2: "Yeah its taking a dick year"
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