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When a girl gets fucked so violently that it rips her from the inside out and she has to have surgery. Therefore she is left with a nasty scar that runs up her stomach and closely resembles a zipper.
Damn yo! He fucked her so hard that bitch got a permanent dick zipper.
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The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.
man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
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When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.
Nobody wants to see your "Zipper Dick"
the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper dick i was too sore to move.
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When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.
Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun
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I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.
I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper
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When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.
You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!