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when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy
hot shit whered calvin get that dick in a bag
a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic
"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"
"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."
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When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
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A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos
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An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.
1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!
2. Kyle Rudolph
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(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.
Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag
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That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.