Dick Pie

The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.

After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.

From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"

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dick pie

when a male ejaculates all over a female's face, usually after he has had sex with her or she has given him a blow job.

did you hear that rahul tried to give crissy contraception a dick pie, but he had to go charge his phone instead.

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dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.

Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign

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