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Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

by Honey badger January 15, 2013

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Dick Blanket

In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"

Kasey: "I can't pull the trigger"
Karina:" Quit being such a dick blanket"

by bsprinkles February 17, 2013

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Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 10, 2021


dick blanket

masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket

Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie

John: nice man nice

Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!

by NcLovin April 23, 2008

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well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016


dicks in blankets

Like pigs but with dicks. Very popular party food. At certain parties.

dicks in blankets, dick, pigs, blankets, party, party food

by crossfire_1 December 2, 2013


Dick Blanket/Dicky Do

Slang for a "male fupa" aka "Dicky Do". Eg: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

DICK BLANKET/DICKY DO: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

by Koonman69 August 14, 2022