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A person (usually male) who is expert in forging dicks. He can make good quality dicks, which are dicksword, dickknife, dickaxe, dickspear, dick-plate armor and dick-chain armor.
In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.
A: Do you know the man named Kuobati Anumu? I want to order a dicksword.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.
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another term for whore/slut. She "bangs" dicks like a blacksmith "bangs" metal.
Did you see that dicksmith on the corner of 4th and Elm St?
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one who's adept at pleasing one's phalice.
Sally worked Sal's spunk spigot like a real dicksmith.
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A man or woman who constructs crude, but functional, dildos in their garage.
My friend is a great dicksmith. $25 for a 8-inch. What a deal, am I right?
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One who has had much experience of dicks, and if a person has had a superior amount of experience of dicks they can be a member of The Guild Of Master Dicksmiths. This term can also be used to to offend someone verbally.
Hay Bri I was watching that band Silent Slave last night.
( Bri ) What were they like???
Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith
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A unique type of wordsmith; a person who is unusually apt at inventing new words that begin with "dick."
Me: Last night was amazing. After your inspiring story your new nickname is DB.
Sima: I honestly don't know what the B is. Dickblaster?
Me: hahaha. keep guessing.
Sima: Dickbitch. Dickbencher.
Me: Dickbencher?!?!
Sima: Dickblow. Dickbloomer. Dickbunch. Dickblender. Dickboom.
^^^Dicksmith.
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Picking at and eating pieces of leftover food while preparing it for storage.
Hey, quit dicksmithing that salmon, will ya? I want to have enough for a sandwich tomorrow!
I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.
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