Dicktified

When a man dicks down a woman soo good that she is willing to do and tolerate anything for that man as long as he lays down more dick for her.

Friend: Why haven't you answered my calls and texts??, its been a whole week since your date and I need details!!
Her: I'm soo sorry...it's just...I think I'm Dicktified

Dicktified

I know men who walk into the room with the Dicktified attitude - you know the kind…they think that their shit doesn’t stink - (but their farts give ‘em away!

I know men who walk into the room with the Dicktified attitude - you know the kind…they think that their shit doesn’t stink - (but their farts give ‘em away!