dildo abuser

someone who abuses a dildo or uses it to much during sexual stimulation

kate ur such a fuckin dildo abuser

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Dildo Abuse

The act of using a dildo so much that it grinds down to nothing. A dildo abuser is often a slutty mother who loves to bash herself silly with a large range of abnormally large dildos.
Usually collects many spares in her bottom drawer just so "friends" can find them. Danger = Wetter
Matts mother considers abusing the dildo her duty, call of

Jack: Check this picture out man it;s amazing
NAJ: What the fuck whoever has that many dildos is a dirty dirty slut (walks into wall..idiot)
Matty: That is serious dildo abuse man (just as his liver gives up and he dies) who the fuck has all that shit
Matt: I recognise that big black one, i think they're my mums

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