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Frodo Baggins had the ring.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
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A small female sex toy with an attaching bag to catch all flowing liquids.
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Another name for a small and compact vibrator.
She keeps her Dildo Baggins in her purse when she travels without her boyfriend.
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The code name for the jewish and bi curious Dylan Collins. He has an extremely pale penis, which is large at base but miniscule when reaching the head. He is very insecure, and without the support of Shortridge Academy, would undoubtably walk in front of an oncoming bullet train.
A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.
A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
"I have a fucking Normal dick!"
"Stop bitchin, stop being such a Dildo Baggins."
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A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).
He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.
Also a descendant of the common parasite.
He bummed a ciggarette off me again.
Bloody Dildo Baggins!
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A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.
Yo, I never see that kid anymore.
Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.
A very fun tool that will please you anytime you are feeling down or hurt by another person. Use this to feel great and relieve your anger.
I love to use my Dildo Baggins when Im hurt because it pleases me at the most...
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