Dildo Dude

A person named Caleb that overcompensates for having a small penis by acting like he is the boss, or, manager of sorts, over everyone.

When in fact, he is neither, and never will be.
Because he is a inconvenience, and a general waste of space.

F: "You know Caleb right?"
R: "Ye, I mean he's made a name for being a small minded bigot"
F: "Well he's flirting with the new girl, you know, instead of doing his job."
R: "He never does his job what do you expect, he's an asshole."
T: "A dildo dude."

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