dildo fucking

what happens when a horny women has no cock to take in so she brings out the ole dildo. you stick it up your vagina and make animal noises.

hey, I walked into your girlfriend dildo fucking and since there was a real weiner there, I took that dildo, threw it out the window, and fucked her like theres no tomorrow.

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dildo fuck

Awesome name to call stupid cunts. Combination of "dildo" and "fuck".

Jane: I love ponies!
John: Shut up you dildo fuck.

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piece of fucking dildo dick

What piece, though?

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

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Fucking dildoed

Verb: To get fucked (over), but without the fun.

Intercon security fucking dildoed me this week.

Fucking dildoed

Verb: To be fucked (over), without any of the fun.

Intercon Security fucking dildoed me this week.