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Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.

Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.

by financialjoo January 23, 2012


National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.

I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!

by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.

I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.

by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


dildo day

Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.

Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.

This year we will celebrate Dildo Day alone!

by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 26, 2006

11πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Evil dildo day

Thursday the 23rd.

In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans

"Happy evil dildo day!"

by Slackerbiatch November 12, 2009