dimple head

A golf fantatic. A dimple head is somebody who lives and dies by the links. Others may bash a dimple head for being weird and way too obsessive over golf, but only true dimple heads will ignore the haters and continue on with their way of life. Golf life isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.

“I asked my husband the other day if he would like to go out apple picking and take pictures but all he wants to do is play stupid golf with his alcoholic friends. My husband is such a dimple head.”

“Broooo this dude walking by is wearing a LIV Golf hat.. dimple head for life!”

“Our round took over five hours. This dimple head dip shit held up the whole entire course. He was on the phone constantly; and at one point he was working on his laptop at the tee box.”

“Tim works at the PGA Superstore AND has a country club membership. He is quite the dimple head.”

“I won so much money on Scottie Scheffler and Cameron Smith last year. One thing we have in common is we are all dimple heads.”