A person possessing a large number of dingleberries, or a person who eats/cleans large amounts of dingleberries from clients.
Person 1: Yo, do you see Jack over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he's the Ding King.
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A young man who has an extreme asian female fettish. He enjoys asian women and food but is indifferent about Asian culture. Preferrably a black male who masturbates to Asian pornography and visits the internet frequently.
I think your asian fettish has led you to be the Ding King, man.
You're the King of all Dingland man.
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Stoopid mofo who likes to walk into poles in year six and eat copper sulfate cuz he thinks it makes him live foreva .. stoopid mofo. Also thinks he can hook in with all gurlz
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King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.
There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.
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A person who's so far up their own ass they think the sun shines out of it
You're not king ding-aling!
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