Dingell Berry

Those really annoying pieces of shit that get caught in your ass hairs and get stuck; they then proceedt to avoid the wiping and get all hard and turn into little turd balls, that must me torn out at a later time.... very painful...

Dude that fuckin dingell berry wont fall off-its gonna drive me nuts...

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Dingell Berry Wine

Fresh ripe dingell berries plucked from ass hair ; Hand pressed and left to ferment for 1 years.
Best served warm, with mange custard

I hand picked 2 bushels of dingell berries last year at my local retiremnt village .I took them home and pressed them with my fingers until I had 2 gallons of fresh dingell berry juice.I then bottled the juice and placed in my celler tell just last week. Last week my girl freind had a mange infection so we baked it off and made some custard.I opened a bottle of the dingell berry wine for the celebration of the baked mange custard. The two togather were spendid .Highly recommended for skilled connaisseur's of the finest delicacies

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