dingo ugly

post two bagger

dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)

a - "where's your arm dude?"
b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it"
a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*

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double dingo ugly

See dingo ugly Double dingo ugly is when the girl was so hideous you gnawed off the other arm because she will be looking for a one armed man.

Monster: "Did you see a one armed man pass by here?"
You: "he went thataway" (indicates with stump)
Your mate: "Whoah, you did the right thing, that bitch was double dingo ugly"

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