dinner whore avenger

(noun) One who has had enough of hoity-toity bitches who believe the "pleasure" of taking them to an expensive dinner is its own reward; to avenge all the blueballed men who paid for dinner and got none, this man will take a whore to an expensive meal and excuse himself to use the bathroom towards the end - but really leave that bitch with the tab and go elsewhere.

No, no, no! I have had enough of this shit! No more will we sit idly by as you worthless dinner whores play us for a free meal - either put out or pay my fucking bill! So says the dinner whore avenger!

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