Dip syndrome

When a guy is so whipped by his girl she pretty much carries his dick with her in her purse.
D.I.P. dick in purse

"Have you talked to John Doe lately?"

"No man he's always with his girl, he's got a mad case of dip syndrome."

"Damn."

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Dip shit syndrome

The clinically diagnosed brain does ease that causes one to act like Alec Lingo. Symptoms include, stupid fucking decisions, commonly forgetting important and unimportant things. Overall causes the patient to be on fucking retard

Wow he's stupid, he must have dip shit syndrome

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