Directional

Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.

Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.

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Directional

C'mon people! it is the damn blinker in your car.

"I have to put my directional on for this left hand turn"

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Direct

@ somebody when you are saying something about them

Myah shaded me on Snapchat and didnt @ me and she wasn’t being direct

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Directions

What real mean don't ask for.

Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.

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directions

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

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Direct

Talking directly towards someone

“ Jazmine shaded me on Twitter today but she didn’t @ me and said it directly”

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direct

a thing that a penis / leg does when underneith covers, especially in hotel rooms, or when a penis directly touches something

" dude dont put those boxers on your head! his direct penis was on that!"

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