dirt clam

When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.

'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'

'Let's do this!

'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '