dirt friday

(noun, verb, adjective) Weekly holiday in which extreme beligerance occurs. Jager Bombs kick off the opening ceremonies which are followed by a slew of vodka drinks. Closing ceremonies include: passing out, blacking out or throwing up (aka getting skinny). A custom made bracelet, hand crafted and imported from Mexico must be worn during the events. Warning: Frequent group hugs, tears, dance partys, toasts or chokeholds may occur.

Dirt Friday- some things are far far too good to come to an end.

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Dirt Shirt Friday

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.

Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.

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