dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

Dirt Smurf

Is a smurf that lives below ground in the dirt beneath all of the other smurfs. Pops up to take and steal from the other smurfs to survive.

That chick is a real dirt smurf.

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