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When a man is passed out, a woman must put her vagina, covering the man's mouth, and she must queef into his mouth and save him.
Woman: how did I do giving you the dirty CPR?
Man: bitch what the fuck compelled you to do such a thing?
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When a girl has had a heart attack, instead of putting your lips to the bitches mouth, you fart in her mouth.
A bitch had a heart attack, so contrary to medical advise i gave her dirty CPR
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