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Dipping one’s penis into one’s own excrement and using it as a paintbrush to mark out a St. George’s Cross on the forehead of one’s homosexual partner.
The partner is on his knees, as if ready to receive a stinky knighthood.
My forehead still stinks from that dirty English Derek gave me on the weekend.
I look like a hot cross bun since Sven laid that dirty English on me.
The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.
Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>
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