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To be loudly spit roasted by two dwarves in a tent, usually although not necessarily a tipi, while passers-by remain unaware of what is taking place.
I thought there were some strange heavy breathing noises coming from that tent this afternoon. Turns out that the woman we were talking to yesterday was having an absolutely epic dirty Gillian. Saw her this evening and she looked happy, but she said she couldn't eat or sit down. Now I understand why.
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Shitting in her cunt Jimmy Carr style, then snowballing, followed by scraping the dried cum off her teeth the next morning.
I broke up with my girlfriend by doing the ol' Dirty Gillian Anderson, she's still in therapy.
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