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After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon.
Because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, he pulled a Dirty John in the condom.
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We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.
We dont speak about Dirty John
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the act of pissing in a condom either during or after having sex
My roommate John was so drunk that he pissed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his cock, he pulled a dirty john on her
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the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High
* now children, do you're homework
- i'll give you a dirty john if you don't shut up.
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When two gay nuggets shove their stumps up each others ass whilst they gurgle cum
Charlie: would you give me a dirty john lewis
Lewis: you need to cum in my mouth first
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The act of eating of nasty dirty stink ass
She had her ass Dirty John’d After taking a shit!!
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When john sucks the living soul out of your dick they are most likely gay as hell but they are that type of person that would blast mo bamba at 3am
Did you do dirty john last nught?
Random guy: he's a freakk
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