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When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
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Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex
Omg he looks like a dirty Landon
When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth
last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!
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It’s when you are having sex with a girl and you shit yourself
I had to dump that guy after he gave me a Dirty Landon.
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A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters