When you take a drunk girl to a place near the water in order to make out with her, u vomit without tellin’ her, u make out and in the end your ass Is freezin’ outside next to a drunk girl sleepin’ on The ground
“Hey, it’s second time this week i managed to do Dirty Lukas”
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Dirty Lukas is the sexiest person anyone will ever meet in their life so much so dirty Lukas evens seems to pull men he does not want
person 1: man it must be nice being a Dirty Lukas
Person 2: Yeah but now he made me gay
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When your’e at a party and you want to go home, but your car is boken and you mom has to pick you up. In order to make it not awkward you have sex with everyone in the room before leaving. Then the only thing they can think of is your unit
I had to pull a dirty Luka last night
tall dirty man from Radoboj that wears drip-drip hoodie
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