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The act of shitting in your mates beard.
Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".
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That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise
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The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.
Hey, did someone Dirty Santa this milk? It tastes like balls.
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When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"
To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!
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Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.
He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.
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The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.
Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?
Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.
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Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.
Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).
Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.
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A gift-giving game whereby participants are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another participant on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it!
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